My momđ© once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouseđĄ with a female student, Trinađ.
One day my momđ© invited Trina for lunch, which she obligedđ. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina wasđ.
And she had been suspicious of me having a relationshipđ with Trina for a long timeâł as it wasn't her first time visitingđ.
While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's upđ* look.
Knowing my momđââïž, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommatesđ." Well she just smiledđ and didn't say a thingđ€.
About a week laterâł, Trina came to me saying,
"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"
I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."
3 days ago, I sat down and wroteâïž
âDear mom â€ïž
After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.
And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,
and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
your Loving sonâ„ïžâ
Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,
"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her
but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"