My mom๐Ÿ‘ฉ once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouse๐Ÿก with a female student, Trina๐Ÿ˜Š.

One day my mom๐Ÿ‘ฉ invited Trina for lunch, which she obliged๐Ÿ˜Š. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina was๐Ÿ˜Š.

And she had been suspicious of me having a relationship๐Ÿ’ž with Trina for a long timeโณ as it wasn't her first time visiting๐Ÿ™ƒ.

While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's up๐Ÿ˜* look.

Knowing my mom๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates๐Ÿ˜." Well she just smiled๐Ÿ˜ and didn't say a thing๐Ÿค.

About a week laterโณ, Trina came to me saying,

"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."

3 days ago, I sat down and wroteโœ๏ธ

โ€œDear mom โค๏ธ

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,

and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.

your Loving sonโ™ฅ๏ธโ€

Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,

I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her

but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"