My momđŠ once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouseđĄ with a female student, Trinađ.
One day my momđŠ invited Trina for lunch, which she obligedđ. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina wasđ.
And she had been suspicious of me having a relationshipđ with Trina for a long timeâŗ as it wasn't her first time visitingđ.
While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's upđ* look.
Knowing my momđââī¸, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommatesđ." Well she just smiledđ and didn't say a thingđ¤.
About a week laterâŗ, Trina came to me saying,
"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"
I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."
3 days ago, I sat down and wroteâī¸
âDear mom â¤ī¸
After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.
And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,
and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
your Loving sonâĨī¸â
Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,
"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her
but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"