My mom👩 once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouse🏡 with a female student, Trina😊.

One day my mom👩 invited Trina for lunch, which she obliged😊. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina was😊.

And she had been suspicious of me having a relationship💞 with Trina for a long time⏳ as it wasn't her first time visiting🙃.

While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's up😏* look.

Knowing my mom💁‍♂️, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates😁." Well she just smiled😁 and didn't say a thing🤐.

About a week later⏳, Trina came to me saying,

"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"

I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."

3 days ago, I sat down and wrote✍️

“Dear mom ❤️

After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.

And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,

and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.

your Loving son♥️”

Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,

"Dear Son,

I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her

but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset.
_"You are a disrēspêctful pīg!"_ she cried. _"How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!"_
The husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a minute love. At least let me tell you what happened."_
_"Fine, go ahead",_ the wife sobbed, _"but they will be the last words you say to me!"_
The husband began:
_"Well, as I was getting into the car at work to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so distressed, helpless and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car."_
_"She was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn't eaten for three days."_
_"Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing ate it, ravenously."_
_"She was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While showering, I noticed her clothes were filthy and threadbare. I threw them away."_
_"I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight."_
_"I gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don’t wear because you said I don't have good taste."_
_"I gave her the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her. I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don’t wear because someone at work has the same pair."_
The husband paused, took a quick breath and continued:
_"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please sir... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”